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was michael jackson a pedophile?  by Kitten_punter

with probably the most entertaining idea ive come up with in a long time, id like ot say yes. look, never never land was just a place where he could touch people kids in ways that ronald mcdonald now represents.  think aobut it. bubbles the chimp was small, dressed like a little boy at times, so how do we know that michael wasnt also into bestiality as well? it seems only logical that we conclude this one simple fact, the michael j. jackson, was in his life time, a tormented, drug abusing, animal screwing pedophile with an albino skin complex that left his eyes and hair intact color wise.

 i know its a hard pill to swallow when we think of all the good hes done for the world, touching kids in places that lawyers all over arent able to figure out on one of those little courtroom dolls. as much as id like to think that he was a pedophile, and i think he was, id like to just say this to jesse jackson, in the name of free speech.

 jesse, you are a fat, scary looking, jerry curled, simple minded idiot. some of hte things you do and or say baffle the mind and it really does seem that michael and perez hilton would get along great in the world of pedophiliac legends. perez could draw penises on pictures of little boys and girlso ut partying at night, and micheal could jack off to them.

 

itsn ot really such a hard concept to follow.

 

but im getting ahead of myself. or am i?

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Date created: Sept. 11, 2009
Date published: Sept. 11, 2009
Comments: 2
Tags: chaos, death, draw, hilton, jackson, jesse, mayhem, michael, murder, pedophile, penises, perez, phail
Word Count: 291
Times Read: 1418
Story Length: 1