My Little Boy: Day On

Aw......
  MY little cute boy just came home from school and

brought a big, weird-looking, slimly green, yucky

pencil that went out of control when he let go of it in

the air. The next thing that happened was not my

happiest moment ever because that pencil went

straight to my hair, well it wouldn’t be so bad if it the

pencil was not covered in green slime, though. But it

 was, and the worse part was that he was laugh at

me. Since it was actually funny, I laughed with him.

We had a great time afterward as we took a bath

together to get the slime out of my hair. While at it he

 said to me, “Mommy, did you know that a hair

specialist came to my school today and she has long

 pretty green hair, so I thought Mommy would like it

 too. That’s why I put a pencil in a bucket of some

green stuff and brought it home and dropped in your

hair to make it green too. So Mommy please don’t

wash it off, well at least let me take a picture of you

first. I really like green stuff!"

   This kid needs to know the differences between

green slime and green dye. But now I know he threw

it on my on purpose, I thought he tripped on some

 smashed candies or something. I had to agree to

takes pictures with this ugly green slime or he’ll cry

and the house will explode to pieces. And then the

 house department will come and starting yapping

about my house exploding. But still I’m kind of sad he

 referred to me as a green hair stuff. After we took

several shots together, he was finally satisfied, but

he was secretly laughing as he went to bed. I wonder,

 what he is planning to do with those picture. I really

 wonder why did a green hair specialist came to a

school.
                         Or is this a lie?