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Discussion of "I Challenge All Mashers" by Jackoalltrades


1 randomnickname 4 years, 3 months ago Reply

I don't need zombie hordes. Moher berets is enough.


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1 nashvillebecker 4 years, 3 months ago Reply

My first thought was anywhere up. After all, Zombies Can't Climb (http://www.archive.org/details/SweetAwesomeFilmZombiesCantClimb)

Barring that, I'd say a yacht. Although I wonder whether zombies can float.

A horde, eh? Am I solo during this invasion, or can we double up?


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1 Jackoalltrades 4 years, 3 months ago Reply

Haha if you like, you can double up.

Nashvillebecker, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to survive for three days in a:

Looted and burned out warehouse in the New York dockyard area. The zombie horde attacking your stronghold is made up of newly risen corpses, so they maintain the natural strength of their bodies. They have middling intelligence and thus work together to attack their prey.

Good luck.


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1 Lika 4 years, 3 months ago Reply

A space shuttle .


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1 Jackoalltrades 4 years, 3 months ago Reply

Nice try but this isn't World War Z. Can't hide in outer space until the infection burns itself out.

Though if you had to defend AGAINST zombies while on a space shuttle, that could be interesting.


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1 Cheeseliker 4 years, 2 months ago Reply

Count me in.


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1 Cheeseliker 4 years, 2 months ago Reply

Also, we should jumpstart that zombie story where the zombies eat brains and the humans eat tongues. That was an awesome storyline.


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1 nashvillebecker 4 years, 2 months ago Reply

You're right, Cheese - that was good.

I started my mess. I'll give a couple days if someone wants to enact the first wave. Else, I'll write the next bit next week.


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1 Cheeseliker 4 years, 2 months ago Reply

Oooooh, if others are allowed to intervene, I would definitely be up for throwing hordes at people...


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1 Jackoalltrades 4 years, 2 months ago Reply

Cheeseliker, if you'd like to be the Hordeman, I can be the Place Guy. By all means.

For you though, you get to defend a yacht that's very low on power in the middle of the Mediterranean. There is no way to communicate in any way to the outside world.

Your swarm: bloated and undead that swarmed the ship from the depths of Davie Jones' Locker, armed with swords and small axes. Intelligence level is minimal but there are a lot of them. Good luck.


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1 WBScott 4 years, 2 months ago Reply

Well, hell, I'll take a scenario.


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1 Jackoalltrades 4 years, 2 months ago Reply

WBScott, your mission:

You must defend the sole remaining skyscraper in some forgotten metropolis. The zombies you are up against are at a chimpanzee level of intelligence though they are unarmed.

Rescue is on its way, in 3 days.


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