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Life as a Person Who Eats Fingernails: WARNING FOR GROSS CONTENT
Can you just imagine how a person would be without nails? It’s annoying; everybody will always stare at you as if you’re somebody from another planet.
Okay, here’s the thing, I LOVE eating fingernails, since childhood, I did not care if I chewed them all off. The crunchy feeling inside your mouth becoming chewier and chewier, it’s just so uplifting for me. The saltiness of it is just like sea water, but even better.
I can’t say that I can live without fingernails, cause I just can’t. Really. Saying those words for me are curses. I chewed them as much as possible whenever I could.
I chewed them all off yesterday, and I honestly tell you, I CANNOT live without my fingernails. They’re like my drugs. It’s a sacrifice without a nails.
Fingernails are my addiction, and now that my 20 nails are gone, yes, including toe nails, when you get addicted to something, you’d do anything to have those forever I tell you. I do not know how I would live. That’s what I was meditating about the whole day yesterday. What do I live for now? My everything is gone now that I’ve chewed them all off.
Sometimes, I forget that I chewed them all off that I involuntarily chew my fingers, yes, my own meat. But, it’s better than having nothing to chew. Look what it did to me now; my fingertips are bleeding, as in oozing red blood while typing in my bloody laptop (literally). But it’s worth it. Even though it means being a cannibal or having no fingers at all, the pleasure of biting them off is WORTH it.
THANK GOD I’M NOT THAT PERSON. 10 minutes.