StoryMash Creative Storytelling Forum

Should you find yourself full of ego and devoid of inspiration, consider using one of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest award winners for first sentences. They're ingeniously awful.

My personal favorite: Ronald left this world as he entered it: on a frigid winter night, amid frantic screams and blood-soaked linens, while relatives stood nearby and muttered furious promises to find and punish the man responsible.

Bonus points if you can concoct a chapter using multiple sentences. Find them here: http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2012win.html