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2.9/5.0 - published May 18, 2012 - no comments - start of story (preview)
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2.9/5.0 - published May 06, 2012 - no comments (preview)
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3.1/5.0 - published Feb 22, 2012 - 2 comments (preview)
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2.9/5.0 - published Jan 31, 2012 - no comments (preview)
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2.9/5.0 - published Aug 16, 2009 - no comments (preview)
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2.9/5.0 - published Jun 12, 2009 - no comments - start of story (preview)
From inserting a hose attached to a vat of jello so forcefully you sneeze cherry flavoring for a week, to making a horse wear a tutu while a cracked out, psychotic, bald headed monkey slaps your junk with a fully charged tazer.
Tags: a, ac, ad, al, ap, ar, az, ba, bald, ch, charged, ck, cr, cracked, de, ea, ed, er, ey, fu, fully, ge, ha, he, headed, ho, ic, it, ju, junk, ke, la, ld, ll, ly, mo, monkey, nk, on, ot, ou, out, project, ps, psychotic, ra, rg, sl, slaps, sy, ta, tazer, th, ti, ul, un, ur, ut, wi, with, yc, yo, your, ze |
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2.9/5.0 - published Jun 05, 2009 - no comments - start of story (preview)
the helper monkey that rapes all the reporters before they go out into the field. truth, search it up.
Tags: 3, a, canada, cards, clitoris, crack, craps, d, ddr, ddrmax, dr, dr3amrs, drabble, dragon, drake, drunk, fucking, giblets, grab, grabbing, grapple, heaven, heck, hell, hockey, holsters, m, monkey, monkeys, off, poker, porn, r, random, s, suck, sucking, sucks, tourn, tu, tur, turn, turning |
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2.9/5.0 - published Jun 04, 2009 - no comments - start of story (preview)
i must retire for now. the pizza delivery man is here and its my turn to pay the bill. again.
Tags: 3, a, al, all, canada, cards, ce, clitoris, crack, craps, d, ddr, ddrmax, dr, dr3arms, drabble, dragon, drake, drunk, fo, fucking, giblets, grab, grabbing, grapple, heaven, heck, hell, hockey, holsters, ic, ice, it, ju, m, monkey, monkeys, of, off, poker, porn, r, random, s, st, suck, sucking, sucks, ti, tourn, tu, tur, turn, turningin |
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2.9/5.0 - published Jun 03, 2009 - no comments - start of story (preview)
im exempt form this because A) this is my job, and it doesnt make enough for me to waste it on stupid crap. which is why i went out and bought the gold plated crapper. why? to piss conservitives off.
Tags: 3, a, canada, cards, clitoris, crack, craps, d, ddr, ddrmax, dr, dr3amrs, drabble, dragon, drake, drunk, fucking, giblets, grab, grabbing, grapple, heaven, heck, hell, hockey, holsters, m, monkey, monkeys, off, poker, porn, r, random, s, suck, sucking, sucks, tourn, tu, tur, turn, turning |
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2.1/5.0 - published Jun 02, 2009 - no comments - start of story (preview)
later all! and thank you for reading!
Tags: 3, a, canada, cards, clitoris, crack, craps, d, ddr, ddrmax, dr, dr3amrs, drabble, dragon, drake, drunk, fucking, giblets, grab, grabbing, grapple, heaven, heck, hell, hockey, holsters, m, monkey, monkeys, off, poker, porn, r, random, s, suck, sucking, sucks, tourn, tu, tur, turn, turning |
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3.5/5.0 - published May 29, 2009 - 4 comments (preview)
one of the most interesting insights into my mind you will ever see!
Tags: 3, a, canada, cards, clitoris, crack, craps, d, ddr, ddrmax, dr, dr3amrs, drabble, dragon, drake, drunk, fucking, giblets, grab, grabbing, grapple, heaven, heck, hell, hockey, holsters, m, monkey, monkeys, off, poker, porn, r, random, s, suck, sucking, sucks, tourn, tu, tur, turn, turning |
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-- /5.0 - created on Jan 06, 2013 - no comments (preview)
This is a chapter delivered via a letter in semi-poem format. It is an anti-Alcoholics Anonymous expression from the protagonist. He is not apologizing for who he is. Crow represents darkness and melancholy, which are to be respected.
Tags: addiction, alcoholism, crows, darkness, drugs, melancholy, monkey, poem, suicide |
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-- /5.0 - created on Jan 06, 2013 - no comments (preview)
This is a chapter delivered via a letter in semi-poem format. It is an anti-Alcoholics Anonymous expression from the protagonist. He is not apologizing for who he is. Crow represents darkness and melancholy, which are to be respected.
Tags: addiction, alcoholism, crows, darkness, drugs, melancholy, monkey, poem, suicide |



