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"She Smelt" by farty 2.6/5.0 - published Oct 30, 2008 - no comments - start of story (preview) Sure, she was smart. Sure, she could spell better than me. But I had my secret weapon. I let her talk, while I kept sipping down my beer and popping bar peanuts until I could feel my torpedos being locked and loaded. Tags: analysis, awesome, bathroom, bathroom-humor, battle-of-the-sexes, fart, farts, farty, girl, hot, humor, ladies, poo, shit, smart

"Farty Shorts" by farty 2.6/5.0 - published Oct 30, 2008 - no comments - start of story (preview) I see you, wearing those booty shorts I love. I watch the tasy contours of you ass as you walk. You are so hot, girl, they could fry an egg on you. Tags: bathroom-humor, booty-shorts, farts, girls, hot, humor, poo, sex

"War of the Farts" by farty 3.8/5.0 - published Oct 30, 2008 - 11 comments (preview) You are my arch nemisis. I see you wandering around as I go about my business. We catch each others eye every now and then and give each other a slight nod. I know you, I know what you do and I am on to your games. Tags: ass, asses, awesome, bathroom, bathroom-humor, battle, cool, death-ass, farting, farts, funny, humor, poo, smell, stench, stink, stinky